Showing posts with label mouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mouse. Show all posts
A very brave little mouse
Even the imposing presence of an adult leopard at feeding time is not enough to get between plucky young Rattus Norvegicus (better known as the brown rat) and a free meal.
This extraordinary series of images were captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge, as he trained his camera on the leopard for a course project.
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Joke: The Gift Mouse
A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it.
He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera...
One day, a good friend of his died and so he went to pay his respects at the funeral parlor.
Naturally, he took the mouse, which was perched on his shoulder.
On his way home, he suddenly realized that the mouse was gone!
He retraced all his moves for the day and realised that the last place he had seen the mouse was at the funeral parlor.
He raced back across town, but arrived too late.
The body had been removed and was already being transported to the cemetery in the hearse.
The mouse must have jumped off his shoulder onto the casket and gotten carried into the hearse along with the casket.
Probably frightened, the mouse must have sought shelter in the closed casket!
It was too late ... the mouse was being buried alive.
Filled with grief as he remembered an old adage his mother had told him time and time again as a kid...
Never lock a gift mouse in the hearse.
(via Phils Phun)
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part Two
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part One
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
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