What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaket
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals.
What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog?
A potatoad.
What's a frogs favorite flower?
A crocus.
What's green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
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Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 2
Joke: A frog at the bank
This frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He steps up to the counter and asks for an application from the clerk, Patty Wack.
"Hi, I'd like to fill out an application for a loan", said the frog.
Patty Wack replied, "Do you have any collateral for this loan; something to stand against your loan?"
The frog replied, "All I have is this statue of a unicorn."
"Well, I don't know," said Patty Wack, "I'll have to ask the manager about this."
Patty Wack goes to see the bank manager.
The bank manager looks at the statue and replies: "Knick Knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 1
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a hare?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
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